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Audio Erotica: Three's Company
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June 21, 2023

Audio Erotica: Three's Company

This time, a MALE and FEMALE couple is hungry for a third and he's ready, willing and able to join in for an evening of pure pleasure. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Audio Erotica: Country Drive
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June 13, 2023

Audio Erotica: Country Drive

Here comes another stand-alone story, featuring audio erotica written and narrated by Jeff Woods, and this time featuring a MF scenario and two pleasure seekers on a Sunday drive to the country, in a classic car, with a big front bench seat, on which they can get as close as two humans can, while the motor rumbles to their beating hearts, until they find their way down a lane of uncut grass where pleasures await. If you last all ten minutes, you have our admiration. See Privacy Policy at https:...
Audio Erotica: Green Eyes
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June 8, 2023

Audio Erotica: Green Eyes

For some of us, there's simply nothing quite like the trigger of scent to put you at a time, and in a place. She didn't quite grasp the effect her summer smell had upon him. She’d shower it away and he’d miss it and implore her to come to him next, when she’d been running and sweating and ripe. Her riveting green eyes and luscious lips were beyond, but it was her scent that filled his head with thoughts that lead to acts by bodies soaked and spent, on hot summer afternoons. The new stand-alone ...
Eric Rich is Drag Star Lucy Flawless
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June 8, 2023

Eric Rich is Drag Star Lucy Flawless

This new stand-alone interview episode finds Jeff happy to bring you Toronto's most celebrated country-girl drag queen who so happens to be Woody's Queen of Halloween and the star of The Second Coming of Shania Twain. All that and more, actor and drag star Lucy Flawless is Jeff's co-host at the 2023 Collingwood Pride Open Stage. In this episode, Lucy (aka Eric Rich) tells of growing up in small-town Ontario, and of her discoveries and revelations and aspirations around acting, performing drag, p...
Audio Erotica: Two Heads Are Better Than One Part 2
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May 31, 2023

Audio Erotica: Two Heads Are Better Than One Part 2

In part one, Willow was the shooter, capturing the scene that found her friends Jesse, Taylor, and Wyatt tangled up in the kitchen together. For the conclusion, things move to the living room, where Willow gets to play too. Two bi women and two bi men. Our kind of fun! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
I Call Myself Bisexual with Robyn Ochs
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May 31, 2023

I Call Myself Bisexual with Robyn Ochs

What a perfect way to kick off June 2023 - Pride Month! Jeff's special guest this time is a US-based speaker, grassroots activist, and editor of Bi Women Quarterly and two anthologies: the 42-country collection Getting Bi: Voices of Bisexuals Around the World and RECOGNIZE: The Voices of Bisexual Men . An advocate for the rights of people of ALL orientations and genders to live safely, openly and with full access and opportunity, Robyn’s work focuses on increasing awareness and understanding of...
The Essence of a Woman with Stefanie Eby and Storm
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May 25, 2023

The Essence of a Woman with Stefanie Eby and Storm

A new interview episode! (the interview episodes and the erotic story episodes are distinctly separate, if you missed the memo, as it were). Another in what tallies 21 the number of interview episodes, in which Jeff is thrilled at the knowledge, positivity and insight of our special guests. This time, a first, in that he's joined by 2 powerful and delightfully fun and insightful women, in @stefanieby and @storm who bring it all to The Blue Hotel, in advance of their one-of-a-kind stage productio...
Audio Erotica: Two Heads Are Better Than One Part 1
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May 25, 2023

Audio Erotica: Two Heads Are Better Than One Part 1

Boys who love boys who love girls who love boys. Yes, we've re-written the Blur song to set up this stand-alone erotic bedtime story about a chance meeting on the street with an old flame, that sets Jesse on fire, for her and for the man he sees her strolling down Queen West with. And then, there's something just as sweet waiting at home, where it's four for drinks, dinner and dessert, served up ready and raw on the kitchen island. Written and narrated by Jeff Woods. Fiction. Mostly. Enjoy S...
Couples Who Play Together with Fatima Mechtab
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May 18, 2023

Couples Who Play Together with Fatima Mechtab

Every been to an adult club? If not, ever thought about it? This time, the confessions and revelations of Fatima Mechtab, who's not only a partner in Toronto's most popular spot, she's an event producer too, making her the best person to take us inside, and explore perceptions and misconceptions, sex club etiquette, a more nuanced definition of consent, and she shares the ins and outs of adult play, for pleasure seekers 19+. And Jeff and Fatima swap stories about a couple of their experiences at...
Audio Erotica: The Zipless F*ck
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May 18, 2023

Audio Erotica: The Zipless F*ck

This time Jeff's erotic story finds the couple prone to play, but they didn’t take new friends home. They took them to play, at The Palms, spanning three floors of a century home remodeled into a place from which you can check out, but never quite leave, because what happens there, stays with you, with its rooftop warm pool, and playrooms of all sizes, everywhere. It's a MFM adventure that leaves everyone breathless. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice a...
Audio Erotica: The Whoring Twenties
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May 11, 2023

Audio Erotica: The Whoring Twenties

Another stand-alone adult bedtime story, this time featuring reunited lovers who venture across town to a penthouse party where lots of couples, for whom vanilla sex was never going to be enough, assemble. Some single men, some single women, hosts Maria and Chloe, a DJ, a bartender, and Carla and Cassius who have some catching up to do, and do they ever. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Audio Erotica: Summer Of Love - with Dani and David
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May 4, 2023

Audio Erotica: Summer Of Love - with Dani and David

Dani's on her own, a single mom. And for the first time in 20 years, free as a bird. The kids are at sailing school and she's made her way to the beach. What happens next, unfolds in this adult bedtime story. It's a M/F scenario, this time, as Jeff's narrations are now stand-alone podcast episodes, separate from the Blue Hotel interviews with special guests, which are also going to be presented stand-alone. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https...
Michelle Fischler and The Best "Lube" Ever
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April 13, 2023

Michelle Fischler and The Best "Lube" Ever

Episode 19 finds our host Jeff Woods digging into conversation with the well educated, mindful, compassionate, sex positive Michelle Fischler -- host of The Getsome podcast – exposing society's fuckery when it comes to sex. She's been working in the mental health field since 2003, with her own practice as a therapist since 2013. Michelle is a registered social worker, a registered Psychotherapist, and a Certified Sex Therapist, and jumps into the deep end with Jeff, on where sex lands in the hie...
Closing The Pleasure Gap with Serena Haines
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March 16, 2023

Closing The Pleasure Gap with Serena Haines

What a perfectly positive and enchanting special guest this time who comes with insight galore, related to sex and pleasure with self, and with a partner. Serena Haines is an accomplished Sex and Intimacy Coach who is a distinctly well positioned, as a Certified Sex Coach and Somatic Sex Educator. She has been helping people with sex and intimacy coaching, workshops, and live appearances for years. She has a background in Psychology and has a Sex Coaching Certification through the Sexology Insti...
Is it Really Over.  Now What.  With Jaime Morgan
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March 9, 2023

Is it Really Over. Now What. With Jaime Morgan

This is about a better way forward in the face of D-I-V-O-R-C-E. And Jeff's brought help. She brightens every room she walks into, knowing that the best accessory a person can wear is, a smile. She's a relationship and personal growth coach. Not just that, she is a certified life coach and Gottman Method trained relationship coach. This one's about getting through D-I-V-O-R-C-E and coming out the other side with hope and opportunity. More importantly, finding the calm, the balance and the readin...
Sweary Historian James Fell and Bad-Ass Women
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Feb. 10, 2023

Sweary Historian James Fell and Bad-Ass Women

Jeff's guest this time – he's a best selling author, sex positive, super liberal, mega feminist, who tells stories quite unlike anyone else. Short sweary stories, that leave you smarter than you were, and smiling. The Sweary History Writer joins Jeff with the story of how he evolved from writing fitness columns for the LA Times and Chicago Tribune, to writing some of the most expletive punctuated tales of the last several hundred years, highlighting the sorts of bullshit that everyone from the P...
Maintaining Desire in Long Term Relationships with Lisa Pelletier
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Feb. 2, 2023

Maintaining Desire in Long Term Relationships with Lisa Pelletier

This episode features a rather esteemed expert who at the age of 17, certain about a career as a sex therapist, stood face to face with Masters and Johnson. the team that pioneered research into the nature of human sexual response from 1957 until the 1990s. Lisa Pelletier MSc RP RMFT (she/her) joins Jeff for conversation around the challenge of maintaining desire in long-term relationships. And then, Jeff tells a brand new adult bedtime story narration, co-authored by Episode 004 guest, and au...
Porn 101 with Alisha Fisher
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Jan. 19, 2023

Porn 101 with Alisha Fisher

Everyone has some sort of relationship to porn. Like music in the digital age, the sheer available volume is staggering. What are the positives and what are the pitfalls? You might be surprised at some of the findings, as Jeff welcomes the sex positive, internationally awarded speaker, PhD Human Sexuality Student, and Relationship Coach, who has been involved with the fields of Sexology and Anti-Sexual Violence for more than a decade. She works with individuals and people in relationships to enh...
Captain of the Gays with Drex
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Jan. 13, 2023

Captain of the Gays with Drex

Video did NOT kill the radio star. He's alive and well and living in Vancouver, and Jeff's special guest this time at the Blue Hotel. Drex, heard from 6am weekdays on Jack FM Vancouver, is a social commentator and self proclaimed “Captain of the Gays”. Two major events happened in his life recently and he's spilling on both, plus he and Jeff get into everything from drag queens to gay weddings, memories of the Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, how this Australian ended up in Canada i...
Restorative Justice with Marlee Liss
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Dec. 23, 2022

Restorative Justice with Marlee Liss

We call this episode required listening for anyone that has been, or will in some way be affected by a perpetrator of non-consensual sex. It's a subject that too many know too well, but this episode goes further, to a place in the Canadian courts that is entirely different than what we're used to and it will open up ears and eyes to a different way forward for some. It may be difficult for some listeners to hear, however, there's light at the end of the tunnel. And it's thanks to Jeff's special ...
MORE Sex Ed with Sabrina Baldini
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Dec. 15, 2022

MORE Sex Ed with Sabrina Baldini

Jeff Woods welcomes back our episode 2 guest, with the return of the enthusiastically sex positive sex educator, therapist, Sabrina Baldini, who has expanded her role in the sex space, beyond specialized school teacher, to relationship coach, so the conversation centers on couples, and individuals just getting to know what they're getting into. Not shockingly, the conversation will come to the all important c-words – communication, and consent, plus what our kids are dying to know about sex, and...
Fet Life with Niki Davis-Fainbloom
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Dec. 8, 2022

Fet Life with Niki Davis-Fainbloom

There's no knowledge like self knowledge, and this time, we're finding out how to get to the heart of you. Well maybe you, if you're thinking about things like fetishes, open relationships, polyamory, dirty talk, and the sorts of toys they didn't offer at Toys R Us. polyamory. All of these topics are on the table, with a fun and enlightening conversation with Jeff's special guest, Niki Davis Fainbloom, recognized as one of NYC’s most adept sexuality and relationship experts. Niki has been featur...
Shameless, Intimate and Authentic with Rainier Wylde
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Nov. 24, 2022

Shameless, Intimate and Authentic with Rainier Wylde

At some point, even the most courageous, adventurous and determined among us run out of steam. And as we look back, its hard to remember how the hell we made it so far in the first place. Nobody really showed us. We just figured it out. Sort of. This time, Jeff welcomes Rainier Wylde and the conversation turns to self discovery, music, love, lust, intimacy, heartbreak, shame, reconnection and more. Plus, Jeff's brand new adult bedtime story, sets shame on fire. See Privacy Policy at https://art...
Sex, Sobriety and Self Actualization with Megan Swan
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Nov. 17, 2022

Sex, Sobriety and Self Actualization with Megan Swan

Inspiring is the way to best describe Megan Swan, Jeff's special guest this time. She's focused on living more meaningfully and intentionally without burning out, and she shares her story, that comes with plenty of sunshine, and 10+ years of integrative wellness experience as a certified I-I-N Health Coach, Plant-Based Chef, Yoga Teacher and Consultant. She not only has a passion for making wellness a way of life, but she brings to us her thoughts around Sex, Sobriety, and the Self Pleasure Prac...
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