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Play Me
59
March 23, 2026

Play Me

This is what happens when the great Kim Gordon (Sonic Youth) puts out a fired-up new album the same month I’ve got a fired up new story to share. featuring she whom we’ll call Ms. Ice Cream, as the star of the scene, directed by yours truly and featuring a handsome ringer, making an appearance to fulfill a fantasy of hers. It’s another HER/HIM/HIM scenario (these pop up every few weeks) that leaves everyone breathless and happy to be alive. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...
Safe, Seen and Wanted
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March 10, 2026

Safe, Seen and Wanted

This time a tale that begins with what we want for all women everywhere. And how she told me that she could really let go, when she felt safe, and seen, and wanted. I get her to tell us more about that. And then after we hang up the phone, I catch her knocking on my cellar door, as it were. She says baby can I have some more. Truth is there’s nothing I wouldn’t do or give and be given, by her. A story about foreplay that never stops, in the stories that two lovers tell one another, and the passi...
Her Right Hand Man
57
Feb. 28, 2026

Her Right Hand Man

Another steamy story conceived in the dead of winter when for many of us it’s all we can do to hold it together, in the face of a deep freeze, cabin-fever, and the an imagination that’s focused on something more with someone with similar needs and wants to be taken at face value and adored, and shown just how much. Not performatively or sensationally, but sincerely and supremely. Taking cues from women like KeatonJane, HeartScribe, and Canada’s Dating Coach Chantal Heide, Jeff’s set up is about ...
Storytime: Blue Jean Baby
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Feb. 12, 2026

Storytime: Blue Jean Baby

What is it that makes someone unforgettable? Someone you’re so attracted to that it leads to shedding your clothes, your cares, your inhibitions, and into each other’s arms and hearts and over the edge to the place called unbridled pleasure. That’s the question answered with the story of the union of these two lovers who paid attention, and who followed the advice that slowly is the fastest way to where you want to be. Another HIM/HER original erotic story narration by Jeff Woods. See Privacy Po...
Storytime:  Come Dance on the Freedom Train
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Feb. 4, 2026

Storytime: Come Dance on the Freedom Train

Sometimes some people see desire as danger. To which way say, purity culture be damned. Shame be overcome. Pleasure be embraced. A woman’s pleasure is her birthright. And this time a story that follows she who surrendered to her urges and feelings with he who could see her for all that she is and without judgment or expectation or making it about him. The reward is in the having and in the loving. And these two GET IT DONE! Another HIM/HER original erotic story narration by Jeff Woods. See Priva...
Storytime: I'd Love to Turn You On
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Jan. 29, 2026

Storytime: I'd Love to Turn You On

It’s been said that we **** to feel alive. And this time we listen in on a pair of star-crossed lovers so perfectly dirty, she can’t help but say ‘wanna take a bath’,only to end up in hot water, with her hands full and then he comes by to make sure she gets all the spots on her way to feeling alive again and ready to take him on the ride of his life. Starts with a wee review of some of the top things men call turn-ons about women and some of the ones women call turn-ons about men. Another HIM/HE...
Storytime: Come to Me
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Jan. 21, 2026

Storytime: Come to Me

She came out of nowhere, again. We were drawn to the music that had ridden along with us on the rails of some of the most alluring and enjoyable times of our separate pasts, now together and dropping into 90’s and the artists who wore their hearts on the outside of their shirts. Like Cobain and Cornell and Buckley and Staley and Lanegan, each of whom paid dearly to feel how they felt and create what they left behind. We bonded over those and conversations about life and love and loss and sex and...
Storytime: Fun with a Capital F Part 2
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Jan. 15, 2026

Storytime: Fun with a Capital F Part 2

A new Jeff Woods conceived and written adult story for everyone’s auditory pleasure featuring the 2nd of 2 parts of this steamy scenario that stars she who sometimes enjoys the company of two or more partners. In part 1, she came face to face with her primary partner, who take care of her every need, with the added pleasure of simultaneously being taken from behind. If you’ve already heard part 1, then you already know that she has come and come and come again. But what now? Do enjoy another HIM...
Storytime: Fun with a Capital F
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Jan. 7, 2026

Storytime: Fun with a Capital F

A new Jeff Woods conceived and written adult story for everyone’s auditory pleasure featuring a bit of original music, perfectly in line with the juicy story that comes with a prelude, to address what everyone in the western hemisphere and beyond, has going on in their head right now. And then the heart of the matter this time – Jeff’s story about a man and woman who have waited too long for this moment. A reunion, with a special guest appearance, just for fun with a capital F. HIM/HER/HIM scena...
Be Yourself No Matter What They Say
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Nov. 28, 2025

Be Yourself No Matter What They Say

Everyone's path to authenticity is different and this time Jeff comes with stories about coming to terms with who and how he is as a bisexual man, on his path to coming out, with his heterosexual friend Ingrid Bromse posing questions that get to the heart of the matter, in an episode that comes with tight leather pants, threesomes and more, for men or women struggling themselves and for their friends, family, partners and lovers past and present, looking for a better understanding of what it mea...
Better Than Ice Cream
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Nov. 17, 2025

Better Than Ice Cream

Another stand-alone erotic narration from Jeff Woods, about a chance meeting and the fantasies it inspired. All Questions welcome. No you do not need to leave your name. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
When I Think About You I Touch Myself
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Nov. 12, 2025

When I Think About You I Touch Myself

How better to get to know them and them you, than to listen and to watch. Mutual missions or solo sessions, play is always encouraged and can lead to greater pleasure and intimacy, and so this is on the table as Jeff and Ingrid talk about the good touch. Jeff Woods and Ingrid Bromse discuss the importance of masturbation in understanding one's own and a partner's sexual pleasure. They emphasize that masturbation is a natural and healthy practice, often starting in puberty, and should not be tabo...
Getting and Giving
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Nov. 4, 2025

Getting and Giving

As promised this time in episode 2, we get to know Jeff's co-host a bit better, in wondering: isn't everyone a little bit bi? Ingrid's thoughts turn to cheetahs. Wait, make that cheating. Somehow that leads to glory-holes, and then subsequently touches on guys afraid they'll seem attracted to guys, and then 12 minutes in, it's ALL about getting and giving. Hashtag Head Games. The good kind. Listen, rate, review and please do share with friends who might enjoy too. We'll do these once a week. In ...
The Blue Hotel Becomes LOVE UNBOUND
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Oct. 29, 2025

The Blue Hotel Becomes LOVE UNBOUND

And here we go with the exciting rebrand as we introduce Love Unbound - Sex and Intimacy with Jeff Woods with special guest Ingrid Bromse. Together they unbox a vintage board game For Lovers Only, that takes you back to the early 1980s for a sassy glimpse into how some adults got down and the sort things they said in the pursuit of pleasure. Listen, rate, review and please do share with friends who might enjoy too. We'll do these once a week. Also available on YouTube at Jeffwoodsradio Love Unb...
The Transition Story of Charlie Steip
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Sept. 5, 2024

The Transition Story of Charlie Steip

This is the story of becoming Charlie Steip, a transmasculine human who lives in Ontario, Canada, raising two young kids alongside his partner Dani, and in his spare time his interests include the paranormal, writing short stories published as part of a horror anthology called Six Troubles, Seven Sins. This episode is Charlie's story. Runs 45 minutes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Rhea Johnston's Hair-apy Session
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March 7, 2024

Rhea Johnston's Hair-apy Session

Rhea Johnston's job involves listening to peoples inner most thoughts. There's something intimate and disarming, for many, about sitting in the hair stylist's chair. To the point that you almost don't notice anyone to the right or to the left, and sometimes you completely open up (same as getting tattooed). After a couple years of monthly sits in Rhea's salon chair, we decided to bring the 'hair-apy' session to the Blue Hotel, as Rhea's debut includes a deep dive into the wonderful world (or shi...
Evguenia from Russia with Love and Orgasms
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Feb. 22, 2024

Evguenia from Russia with Love and Orgasms

Jeff welcomes another dynamic and colourful guest to the Blue Hotel as Evguenia, an accredited Energy Therapist, a Passionate Sexuality Guide, who in 2024 becomes a registered Psychotherapist in Toronto, to talk about her upbringing in Russia and subsequent move to Canada where she began her exploration into sexuality which became a career, plus her adventures in love and relationship, the power and the energy of orgasm (even without ejaculation!?) Plus we touch upon her forays in kink and polya...
Practice How You Play with Serena Haines
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Feb. 8, 2024

Practice How You Play with Serena Haines

“Our sex energy is our life energy. And is meant to be expressed and cultivated without shame, taboo or stigma”. The wisdom of Jeff Woods' special guest this time, as Serena Haines returns to dive into such compelling topics as edging, fantasy, E.D., shame, porn, bi women and bi men, the balance of independence and togetherness, plus 3 things that are not going to fix your relationship (not to say they can't be fun!). And she's talking from experience and education that has led to her latest pub...
Veronica's Secrets Episode 1: Suddenly That Summer
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Dec. 6, 2023

Veronica's Secrets Episode 1: Suddenly That Summer

The debut of Veronica's Secrets, a new audio erotica series from The Blue Hotel, starring who else, but Veronica. And the Captain, as she's named him. They have a date like this, every two weeks, during which he mixes drinks, she talks about what she's wearing, and he prompts her to share a secret. A shy start on her way to a story with a happy ending. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
To Be or Not to Be Monogamous with Rae Szereszewski
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Oct. 26, 2023

To Be or Not to Be Monogamous with Rae Szereszewski

What have you gotten yourself into? And are you making informed and authentic choices. Jeff's special guest takes us into the deep end of this and more. Rae Szereszewski is a sex educator and relationship coach with a side-hustle in latex fetish-wear design, and erotic art. Topics we dig into include: why people fall short of making choices true to themselves, monogamy and ethical non-monogamy, polyamory, the ironic difference between regular clubs and adult clubs. And we talk about couples, ...
Fatima from Oasis Aqualounge is Back for More
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Oct. 19, 2023

Fatima from Oasis Aqualounge is Back for More

If you've never been to an adult club, here's your thirty minute introduction to downtown Toronto's best known and most frequented, as Jeff's special guest Fatima Mechtab, who had enjoyed the place so much that she became a partner, returns to chat about a multitude of things, including: the 2023 Taboo Show, acclaimed performers Stiletto Thunderkiss, and Brent Ray Fraser (The Penis Painter), what first-timers to Oasis can expect, the club's 13th anniversary plans, special nights at Oasis, like D...
The Pursuit of Greater Pleasure and the return of Fatima Mechtab
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Aug. 10, 2023

The Pursuit of Greater Pleasure and the return of Fatima Mechtab

We're bringin' sexy back, that is the return of our favourite Event Producer and Partner at Toronto's water themed adult’s private members spa and lounge in downtown Toronto (call it a sex-club if you want), from Oasis Aqualounge, Fatima Mechtab is back to jam with Jeff on pleasure centered topics like your first time at the club, the all important c-word, the power of sound and the sorts of ones you'll hear on the third floor, plus Oasis special events, and the skinny on client initiated Oasis ...
Bound for Glory with Lady Pim
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July 13, 2023

Bound for Glory with Lady Pim

This time you're bound for glory. Or perhaps you're more into being Bound and Ignored, Restrained and Teased, Cuffed, Collared, Leashed, or Roped. Wanna play? Gender play. Fluid play. Hair play (that's right, pulling). Humiliation. Corporal Punishment. And that thing so hated as kids but so loved as adults: spanking. Which leads to obedience training. Physical & verbal. What about Dollification. And Thingification. Some people like Pegging. And Wrestling. Or Pet Play. We'll get to that one. And ...
What's Love Got to Do With It with Marla Renee Stewart
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June 21, 2023

What's Love Got to Do With It with Marla Renee Stewart

This time, it's all about communication and about the alignment of desires and interests in your relationship. Marla Renee Stewart, is a certified sexologist, sexual strategist, intimacy/relationship/sex coach, educator, speaker, and author and the owner of Velvet Lips, a sexuality education company that focuses on people to help them integrate seduction, develop their communication abilities, and enhance their sex skills. As Marla puts it: What's Love Got to Do With It? Expanding upon that with...
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