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Storytime: Blue Jean Baby
Feb. 12, 2026

Storytime: Blue Jean Baby

What is it that makes someone unforgettable? Someone you’re so attracted to that it leads to shedding your clothes, your cares, your inhibitions, and into each other’s arms and hearts and over the edge to the place called unb...

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Storytime:  Come Dance on the Freedom Train
Feb. 4, 2026

Storytime: Come Dance on the Freedom Train

Sometimes some people see desire as danger. To which way say, purity culture be damned. Shame be overcome. Pleasure be embraced. A woman’s pleasure is her birthright. And this time a story that follows she who surrendered to ...

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Storytime: I'd Love to Turn You On
Jan. 29, 2026

Storytime: I'd Love to Turn You On

It’s been said that we **** to feel alive. And this time we listen in on a pair of star-crossed lovers so perfectly dirty, she can’t help but say ‘wanna take a bath’,only to end up in hot water, with her hands full and then h...

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Storytime: Come to Me
Jan. 21, 2026

Storytime: Come to Me

She came out of nowhere, again. We were drawn to the music that had ridden along with us on the rails of some of the most alluring and enjoyable times of our separate pasts, now together and dropping into 90’s and the artists...

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Storytime: Fun with a Capital F Part 2
Jan. 15, 2026

Storytime: Fun with a Capital F Part 2

A new Jeff Woods conceived and written adult story for everyone’s auditory pleasure featuring the 2nd of 2 parts of this steamy scenario that stars she who sometimes enjoys the company of two or more partners. In part 1, she ...

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Storytime: Fun with a Capital F
Jan. 7, 2026

Storytime: Fun with a Capital F

A new Jeff Woods conceived and written adult story for everyone’s auditory pleasure featuring a bit of original music, perfectly in line with the juicy story that comes with a prelude, to address what everyone in the western ...

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Be Yourself No Matter What They Say
Nov. 28, 2025

Be Yourself No Matter What They Say

Everyone's path to authenticity is different and this time Jeff comes with stories about coming to terms with who and how he is as a bisexual man, on his path to coming out, with his heterosexual friend Ingrid Bromse posing q...

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Better Than Ice Cream
Nov. 17, 2025

Better Than Ice Cream

Another stand-alone erotic narration from Jeff Woods, about a chance meeting and the fantasies it inspired. All Questions welcome. No you do not need to leave your name. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...

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When I Think About You I Touch Myself
Nov. 12, 2025

When I Think About You I Touch Myself

How better to get to know them and them you, than to listen and to watch. Mutual missions or solo sessions, play is always encouraged and can lead to greater pleasure and intimacy, and so this is on the table as Jeff and Ingr...

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Getting and Giving
Nov. 4, 2025

Getting and Giving

As promised this time in episode 2, we get to know Jeff's co-host a bit better, in wondering: isn't everyone a little bit bi? Ingrid's thoughts turn to cheetahs. Wait, make that cheating. Somehow that leads to glory-holes, an...

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The Blue Hotel Becomes LOVE UNBOUND
Oct. 29, 2025

The Blue Hotel Becomes LOVE UNBOUND

And here we go with the exciting rebrand as we introduce Love Unbound - Sex and Intimacy with Jeff Woods with special guest Ingrid Bromse. Together they unbox a vintage board game For Lovers Only, that takes you back to the ...

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The Transition Story of Charlie Steip
Sept. 5, 2024

The Transition Story of Charlie Steip

This is the story of becoming Charlie Steip, a transmasculine human who lives in Ontario, Canada, raising two young kids alongside his partner Dani, and in his spare time his interests include the paranormal, writing short st...

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Rhea Johnston's Hair-apy Session
March 7, 2024

Rhea Johnston's Hair-apy Session

Rhea Johnston's job involves listening to peoples inner most thoughts. There's something intimate and disarming, for many, about sitting in the hair stylist's chair. To the point that you almost don't notice anyone to the rig...

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Evguenia from Russia with Love and Orgasms
Feb. 22, 2024

Evguenia from Russia with Love and Orgasms

Jeff welcomes another dynamic and colourful guest to the Blue Hotel as Evguenia, an accredited Energy Therapist, a Passionate Sexuality Guide, who in 2024 becomes a registered Psychotherapist in Toronto, to talk about her upb...

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Practice How You Play with Serena Haines
Feb. 8, 2024

Practice How You Play with Serena Haines

“Our sex energy is our life energy. And is meant to be expressed and cultivated without shame, taboo or stigma”. The wisdom of Jeff Woods' special guest this time, as Serena Haines returns to dive into such compelling topics ...

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Veronica's Secrets Episode 1: Suddenly That Summer
Dec. 6, 2023

Veronica's Secrets Episode 1: Suddenly That Summer

The debut of Veronica's Secrets, a new audio erotica series from The Blue Hotel, starring who else, but Veronica. And the Captain, as she's named him. They have a date like this, every two weeks, during which he mixes drinks...

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To Be or Not to Be Monogamous with Rae Szereszewski
Oct. 26, 2023

To Be or Not to Be Monogamous with Rae Szereszewski

What have you gotten yourself into? And are you making informed and authentic choices. Jeff's special guest takes us into the deep end of this and more. Rae Szereszewski is a sex educator and relationship coach with a side...

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Fatima from Oasis Aqualounge is Back for More
Oct. 19, 2023

Fatima from Oasis Aqualounge is Back for More

If you've never been to an adult club, here's your thirty minute introduction to downtown Toronto's best known and most frequented, as Jeff's special guest Fatima Mechtab, who had enjoyed the place so much that she became a p...

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The Pursuit of Greater Pleasure and the return of Fatima Mechtab
Aug. 10, 2023

The Pursuit of Greater Pleasure and the return of Fatima Mechtab

We're bringin' sexy back, that is the return of our favourite Event Producer and Partner at Toronto's water themed adult’s private members spa and lounge in downtown Toronto (call it a sex-club if you want), from Oasis Aqualo...

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Bound for Glory with Lady Pim
July 13, 2023

Bound for Glory with Lady Pim

This time you're bound for glory. Or perhaps you're more into being Bound and Ignored, Restrained and Teased, Cuffed, Collared, Leashed, or Roped. Wanna play? Gender play. Fluid play. Hair play (that's right, pulling). Humili...

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What's Love Got to Do With It with Marla Renee Stewart
June 21, 2023

What's Love Got to Do With It with Marla Renee Stewart

This time, it's all about communication and about the alignment of desires and interests in your relationship. Marla Renee Stewart, is a certified sexologist, sexual strategist, intimacy/relationship/sex coach, educator, spea...

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Audio Erotica: Three's Company
June 21, 2023

Audio Erotica: Three's Company

This time, a MALE and FEMALE couple is hungry for a third and he's ready, willing and able to join in for an evening of pure pleasure. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://a...

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Audio Erotica: Country Drive
June 13, 2023

Audio Erotica: Country Drive

Here comes another stand-alone story, featuring audio erotica written and narrated by Jeff Woods, and this time featuring a MF scenario and two pleasure seekers on a Sunday drive to the country, in a classic car, with a big f...

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Audio Erotica: Green Eyes
June 8, 2023

Audio Erotica: Green Eyes

For some of us, there's simply nothing quite like the trigger of scent to put you at a time, and in a place. She didn't quite grasp the effect her summer smell had upon him. She’d shower it away and he’d miss it and implore h...

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